Bond University Urban Dictionary

Bond University is a notorious Australian diploma mill that is governed by delusional academic staff, and supported by a wealthy student population heavily addicted to drugs, alcohol and prescription medication.

The University is located in a satellite town called Varsity Lakes, a Truman show meets Kath & Kim urban nightmare that is riddled with drug related crime and inhabited by dull silver spooned internationalists.

Notorious for ill-fated behavior, it is commonplace for Bond University students to abuse drugs and prescription medicine in what are known socially as ‘xanax parties’. Dex-amphetamine is customarily traded for academic purposes and usually cost between 5-10 dollars each, available from cash-strapped Sydneysiders who cannot wholly afford the expensive consumer culture at Bond.

The campus is a dumping ground for rich, spoilt, neglected and trouble-some young adults; with the added novelty of customarily hosting different ‘batches’ of assimilation-devoid International students every semester. English is not commonly spoken at Bond, nor properly understood by a majority of the student body.

Bond University students are called ‘Bondie’s’, and when grouped together, are made up of the most self-centered, destructive and narcissistic humans imaginable.

The University has no accreditation in The United States, and many other countries, and in 2009, the Medical school was on the verge of collapse.